The winner of the Thug Weekly reader’s choice for the best assault rifle seven years straight, F-3 Firebrick packs a really mean punch. Its versatility makes it an ideal choice for both closed-quarters combat and mid-range shooting. Incendiary ammo doubles the fun for the shooter and doubles the pain of the target.

Most likely to be used in an armed robbery, according to a survey conducted by researchers of the New Washington Academy of Fine Arms.